Relationship Between Powerful Advertising & Eating Prunes
By Drew Eric Whitman, D.R.S.
Direct Response Surgeon "!
© Copyright Drew Eric Whitman All rights reserved. Reproduction
in whole or part is prohibited without prior written permission
from the author.
Trash! Trash! Trash!
That's how I describe 99%
of all advertising today. It's stupid. Boring. Weak. Not worth
the paper it's printed on.
Am I angry? No. Realistic? Yes. But don't just take my word
Look in your trash can!
How much of the nonsense that you get in the mail winds up
in the garbage before you open it? How much of what you do open
winds up in the same place before you finish reading the first
few lines of it? How much of the mail that you read all of
persuades you enough to buy whatever it's selling?
I rest my case.
The Goal Of Advertising Is To Get People To Act!
Whether you want people to send in a request for more
information, or a nice hefty check, it's action that makes the
advertising pay off. You see . . . advertising is not
journalism. Advertising is not news reporting. In journalism,
your goal is to simply report what happened. You don't
necessarily need people to respond to make your article a
success. Sure, you want them to respond intellectually and
emotionally. In other words, you want to move and maybe shake
them up a bit. But your primary interest is that they are well
When you write advertising, on the other hand, you want
people to do more than just read what you write. You want them
to do more than simply say, -Hmmm. . . hell of an ad! A fine
writer this Drew Eric Whitman! And then dump the sucker into the
kitchen trash on top of the cabbage scraps.
You're not writing to entertain! You want people to do
something about it! Namely place an order or inquire for more
information which is designed to persuade them to place an
order. Hey, let's not kid each other. We advertise for one
reason: To Make Money. Period.
Do know why most advertising today is so lousy? Okay, I'll
tell you. It's because most people in advertising today don't
know a damned thing about what makes people buy! Believe it or
not - it's true. They like to be cutesy and clever. They like to
win awards for creativity that do nothing more than boost their
egos and waste thousands of dollars for their clients. Most
advertisers (and their agencies) don't know how to capture
peoples imaginations, and make them want to open up their
wallets and spend money.
But I do.
And thanks to Collin Almeida,CEO,
Success Strategies Inc, I'm going to show you how. Yes indeed, if
you've always wanted to know how to write powerhouse copy,
you've come to the right place.
Before I begin, let me first say: Some of the things I say
may sound crazy to you. So please: DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT I SAY.
Also: DO NOT DISBELIEVE WHAT I SAY EITHER. Why? Because belief
won't put a cent into your pockets! What I DO want you to do is
experience the results of the methods I give you. Experience how
your business grows when you use the tricks I reveal. How? By
putting these principles into action! In other words, reserve
your opinion about what I say until you try it for yourself.
Okay, enough yakking - let's get on with the prescriptions.
Earlier we agreed that the ultimate goal of advertising is
to get people to act. And the tool we use to create printed
advertising (as opposed to TV and radio) is language, or words
(as opposed to moving images). So, doesn't it logically follow
that in order for our advertising to be effective, we need to
use our words effectively? Of course! And using words
effectively means that we must be able to write so our audience
understands what we're saying. That's it! The key to all
effective written communication:
WRITE SO PEOPLE CAN
Listen: I'm going to teach you a slew of super ad-agency
tricks to boost your response, right here on this fine Website.
Some are 'sophisticated.' Others are so simple you may 'poo-poo'
them. This article is about one of the simple ones. But 'poo-poo'
not! Don't let the simplicity of this lesson fool you. It's the
most important lesson you'll learn. It lays the groundwork for
all the others. Because if you don't understand and apply the
principles contained in this lesson FIRST, no matter what you do
or say is doomed to fail. It's like building a house on a shaky
foundation. No matter how good the walls and ceilings are, the
house will surely collapse!
Let's face it: you could have the greatest product or
service on the planet, but if no one understands what the heck
you're trying to say about it, you may as well have the lousiest
product or service. What's the difference? I mean, they're not
going to buy in either situation!
Effective communication does not happen until the people you
are attempting to communicate to, understand your message. Just
having an ad in some publication does not mean you're
communicating effectively. You are advertising, I'll give you
that. But effective advertising does not begin until someone
reads what you wrote and then UNDERSTANDS it! Otherwise, you're
simply talking to yourself. And you don't need to spend a penny
to do that. So follow the Doctor's Orders . . .
PRESCRIPTION #1: Use short simple words!
As I proceed to issue the following informational text, I
would certainly hope that you understand that there is a vast
majority of individuals who will, without question, proceed to issue forth a counter-opinion predicated upon the fact that
their life experiences dictate just the opposite guidelines as
those issued to them in good gesture. Unfortunately, in an
atmosphere where educational disciplines are of utmost
importance, I hasten to dictate the potential loss of data
acquisition; however this is indeed the perceived and forecasted
outcome of this quite burdensome situation.
Did you enjoy reading that last paragraph? Probably not.
Why? Because it's terrible! It sounds as if it were written by a
constipated Harvard law professor! Unfortunately, more people
write like this than you'd believe. This is especially sad when
the person is writing advertising! But there's a good reason why
people write like that Harvard professor in search of prunes . .
THAT'S HOW MOST PEOPLE WERE TAUGHT TO WRITE!
Believe it or not . . . it's true! We were always taught in
school to write like adults. To talk with "big" words.
So the word tired became enervated. Hungry became famished. Big
became elephantine. Stubborn became recalcitrant. Evil became
And so on . . .
But do you see what has happened to you and me? Since we
were trained to write this way, we naturally tend to write like
this WHENEVER we write. And unfortunately, that includes our
advertising copy! What does this mean? It means that every time
we write an ad . . . brochure . . . sales letter, we are, in
effect, flushing our money down the toilet. Why?
BECAUSE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
WHAT THE $@#!* WE'RE
Ironically, it's not easy to be simple. Sound strange? It's
true! It's not easy to write in a clear, simple fashion. But
take heart! There are some simple rules that will greatly
improve your ability to write simply. They're quick and easy to
learn. And the best part is, they can help you make more money
by making it easier for people to understand your copy! Your
prospects will also read more of your sales message. And that
means more sales. You've already proved this point. How? Check
this out ...
When you first started reading Prescription #1, I bet you
didn't get too far into the first paragraph before looking down
to the paragraph beneath it for an explanation. In other words,
chances are you simply couldn't bear the pain (Yes, pain!) of
reading that tremendously dry conglomeration of words that some
people would call writing. It's okay to write this way if you
are a cryptographer - someone who creates codes for a living -
but NOT an advertising writer.
Forget those annoying $10.00 words and phrases you were
taught in school and business. You know the ones I mean: "
... and you'll enjoy same.", "... the aforementioned
benefits are yours with ... ", "You can liken this to
the blah, blah ... ", Herein are the reasons .... And any
other of those tired, stodgy expressions. Just be clear, natural
Isn't it easier to read short sentences? Sure it is! It's
quick! Lively! Exciting, too, wouldn't you say? Chop your
sentences down with a big old axe! You'll rivet people's eyes to
your sales copy!
Here's a good rule of thumb: Never try to express more than
one single thought in a sentence. Say just one thing, no more.
Use your next sentence to say the next thing. Why? Because
people can only comprehend and process only one thought at a
time. And since everything you say is important, you want them
to understand each of your sales points, don't you? Sure you do!
So use shorter words! Write shorter sentences! People will
read more. The more people read, the better your chance of
persuading them to buy. The more they buy, the more money you
make. Any questions?
PRESCRIPTION #3: THE SHORT, SHORT PARAGRAPH TRICK!
Here's a great trick, used by today's top copywriters, to
keep people reading and moving ahead at a quick pace. You simply
ask a question, and then answer your own question in the next
paragraph, in just a few words. Here's an example:
Would you like to know a secret way of making money by
shaking peoples' hands?
I thought so.
Now let me explain . . .
Get it? Yes - it goes against everything your bun-headed 5th
grade teacher taught you about what IS and what IS NOT a
paragraph. But as advertisers, we're not interested in perfect
writing. Only profitable writing. Copywriters break practically
every rule of English usage in the book. Keep in mind that your
writing is not getting graded. The only thing that matters is
the number of responses you get - that's your only grade.
(Regardless of what your blue-haired 5th grade teacher would
Not only does this trick move your reader's eyes down the
page, deeper into your copy, it also keeps the pace quick and
makes your ad or letter look much more inviting. (As opposed to
a big, solid page full of text.) Don't overdo this technique or
your writing will look too mechanical. Limit your regular
paragraphs to about four or five short sentences! Remember: A
hard-to-read-looking ad or letter will usually not get read!
PRESCRIPTION #4:PUT YOUR WRITING WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
Start to talk more simply too. You'll find that it greatly
helps your writing. Why? Because people basically write the way
they talk. I'm sure the author Joseph Conrad ("Heart Of
Darkness") wasn't the #l speakers' choice among the
nation's cracker salters. The man had a powerful command of the
English language, but it is simply too heavy for the casual
reader, let alone the reader of an advertisement.
What I'm trying to say is this: Be more aware of how you
speak to others. Use smaller words to express yourself when
communication, that is, understanding, is essential. You can
have fun with this. I do. In fact, the other day I asked a
friend, "Steve, would you like to have a great time this
weekend? It won't cost you a cent!" (Sure it sounds like
advertising, but Steve's my friend, so I can get away with it.)
If you want to impress someone, then you can use your
constipated Harvard professor words. They might be impressed.
Maybe. Whether or not they understand you is another story.
Remember: it's more important to express, than impress.
The reason big words don't work in advertising is because
your readers couldn't care less about your vocabulary. The only
way you're going to impress them is by telling them what you or
your product can do for them. Simply. Clearly. Interestingly.
PRESCRIPTION #5: YOU. ME.
I. HE. SHE. HIM. THEY. THEM PRONOUNS.
Pronouns, like those above, are powerful little devils!
Especially the word "YOU" and "I". Pronouns
give your copy a warm, personal flavor that people will notice
immediately. You can never, ever overuse the word
"YOU." Generously sprinkle the word throughout
everything you write!
Start sentences with it! End sentences with it! Blow it up
in big type! Put it in your headline! Your coupons! On your
O.S.E. (Agency lingo for "Outside Envelope", the
envelope in which you mail your offer.) Ask questions and make
statements using pronouns, "DO YOU . . . CAN YOU + WOULD
YOU + SHOULD YOU + MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION/FOR YOUR ADVICE/FOR
YOUR OPINION + DID YOU KNOW + LET ME TELL YOU + I THINK YOU'LL
LIKE THIS LETTER."
PRESCRIPTION #6:READ THESE BOOKS
- The Art Of Plain Talk
- The Art Of Readable
Both were written by the
famous language psychologist Rudolf Flesch, Ph.D. Dr. Flesch,
best known in advertising circles for his famous "LEVEL OF
ABSTRACTION" a formula that he introduced in the 1940's
that actually determines the readability of the written word.
Most word-processing programs incorporate this feature in
their software. Just push a button and it automatically analyzes
your writing using the Flesch formula - in seconds! One of these
software programs is Grammatik, by Reference Software
International. Check it out!
The Flesch formula assigns points for specific word types
i.e.: common nouns, names of people, personal pronouns, etc. and
uses a ratio system to determine how many of the preferred word
types appear in your writing. A percentage chart in the book
gives you your "Level of Abstraction."
Here are two test paragraphs that talk about the same offer.
Read both and see which you enjoy reading most. Which is
easiest? Which is most clear? After you read both, I'll tell you
what the computer analysis says about the following 2
TEST PARAGRAPH #1
Do you want to know how to make $2,000.00 by starting your
own newsletter? Then keep reading. Because by the time you're
finished this letter, you will know how. In fact, I am going
to spill the beans and tell you over 48 insider secrets that
not one person in 1,000 knows! Any ONE of these secrets is
worth the cost of this entire package!
TEST PARAGRAPH #2
If you want to acquire vast financial resources, please
pay close attention to the following information. Numerous
individuals in the newsletter publishing industry have for
years kept closely guarded secrets that reveal the fast route
to establishing yourself as a powerful newsletter publisher in
a ridiculously short period of time. While they shudder to
think about passing on such data to the general public, I am
more than willing to relate this privileged information to
Here's What The Computer
Computer analysis of Test
- YEARS OF SCHOOL: 4 (Easy
for most readers)
- READING EASE SCORE: 88
(Less than 6th grade level)
- AVERAGE SENTENCE LENGTH:
12.2 Words (Contains a greater than average number of simple
- AVERAGE WORD LENGTH: 1.26
Syllables (May indicate choppiness or lack of sentence
variation. Try varying sentences.) (Doctor's Note: Notice
the bun-headedness of the computer! It doesn't realize we
are writing ad copy! Woe is me - us creative folk are always
dealing with adversity!)
- AVERAGE PARAGRAPH LENGTH:
5.0 Sentences (Most readers could easily follow paragraphs
of this length.)
Hey! We did a great job with
#1, didn't we? Now - (Gulp!) - let's see how #2 did!
Computer analysis of Test
- YEARS OF SCHOOL: 15
(Difficult for most readers)
- READING EASE SCORE: 35
(Above 11th grade)
- AVERAGE SENTENCE LENGTH:
25.3 Words (Most readers could easily understand sentences
of this length.)
- AVERAGE WORD LENGTH: 1.73
Syllables (Vocabulary may be too advanced for most readers.)
- AVERAGE PARAGRAPH LENGTH:
5.0 Sentences (Most readers could easily follow paragraphs
of this length.)
So ... it's clear that
shorter words and sentences help make reading easier. (Be
careful not to use ALL three-letter words and super short
sentences and paragraphs. Vary them so your copy sounds natural,
not robotic. A good rule of thumb is about 70-80% of your copy
should consist of one syllable words.)
In addition to word and sentence length, the computer also
checks for what Flesch calls "Definite Words". These
are nouns, proper names, pronouns, verbs and specifics. The more
specific you can be, the less figuring your reader has to do in
order to fully understand your message!
So don't say, "Become financially successful."
Instead try, "Make up to $2,000.00 a week!". Don't
say, "Do you want your entire body to look more
attractive?" Instead try, "MEN! Do you want a
rippling, rock-hard stomach? WOMEN! Do you want lean, luscious
Whoopee! Those headlines would knock 'em dead!
Using the Flesch formula the manual, non-computer way is
somewhat complex and time-consuming until you get used to it.
But I suggest you familiarize yourself with it and use it- even
just a few times. That will be enough to drive home what does
and does not work when trying to write clear, understandable
So, let's review what you learned so far!
You've learned that in order for your advertising to be
successful, you must first be aware of the primary things that
block you readers from understanding your message. All the
sneaky tricks in the world won't work if you don't get this down
first. If people don't understand what you're trying to say,
it's just as bad (maybe worse) as not saying it at all.
You learned that it's more important to express than
impress. That's because your reader doesn't care about you, as
much as he cares about what you can do for him. That means you
use shorter words, sentences and paragraphs and don't try to
impress him or her with your great vocabulary and intelligence.
You learned that advertising copy does not have to follow
all the rules of a college composition. Nor will a blue bun
hairdo boost your bottom line. Your copy has one job and no
more: to sell, Sell, sell!
You now understand how to use questions to draw people into
your copy and keep them reading. You learned to use pronouns,
like the words "YOU" and "I" to make your
copy sound personal, especially in sales letters. You now know a
practical way to determine if your copy is really readable or
not by using the Flesch formula, either manually or on a
You learned a lot here. And in 24 hours you will forget up
to 90% of what you read. That's what statistics say. So I
suggest you read this article a
few times during the upcoming weeks until my next
article appears here. Then you'll have the knowledge to move to
the next step. And that's when the real fun begins ...
That's right! Just keep your eyeballs glued to this screen
because next time I'm going to give you examples of actual ads
that are running in publications when I wrote this article. I'll dissect each one - with surgical exactness - right before your
eyes. I'll tell you what is right. And what is wrong. If the ad
stinks, I'll tell you. (Boy will I tell you.) If it's terrific,
I'll tell you that too. I tell you how to bring your present ads
to life. And how to avoid making the deadly mistakes most
dealers make, time and time again.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Eric Whitman, D.R.S. -- is an outspoken, humorous and
philosophical advertising trainer, speaker and columnist with
15+ solid years of hands-on experience. His newspaper and
magazine articles teach thousands of business people how to
use simple, but powerful techniques of Madison Avenue
psychology to help them boost their advertising results.
He was a Senior Direct Response Writer for the direct response
division of the largest ad agency in Philadelphia. He was also
Senior Direct Response Copywriter of one of the largest
direct-to-the-consumer insurance companies in the world. He
created powerfully effective advertising for small retail shops,
to giant, multi-million dollar organizations, including Faber-Castell
Corporation, Texaco, Veterans of Foreign Wars, American
Automobile Association, Amoco, American Legion and many others.
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